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A bustling Earth Day festival stage covered in corporate sponsor banners with attendees holding tote bags and bottled water in a crowded city park.
Environment

Earth Day Sponsors Now Include Three Oil Majors, a Lithium Mine, and a Bottled Water Brand Called ‘Glacier Therapy’

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A single foil-wrapped chocolate creme egg sitting on a customs declaration form next to a notary stamp and receipt
Featured

Cadbury Creme Egg Reclassified as Luxury Import, Now Ships With Customs Form and Notarized Letter of Indulgence

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An older man at a kitchen table looks at a laptop screen while holding a phone, morning light coming through the window.
Finance

Retiree Who Hadn’t Checked 401(k) Since Christmas Logs In Monday, Has Old Job Back by Noon

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A wealth advisor in a fleece vest presents a slide reading 'April 15: Take It Or Leave It' to applauding clients in a Park Avenue conference room.
Finance

Manhattan Wealth Advisor Informs Clients That April 15 Is Now ‘More of a Vibe,’ Like a Yield Sign in East Hampton

Cody Thompson -
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Aerial view of the Chicago River dyed vivid emerald green winding through downtown skyscrapers as crowds gather on the bridges above
Featured

Chicago River Submits Two Weeks’ Notice After 63rd Consecutive Green Dye Job

Tara Sparks -
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Republican lawmakers standing and applauding in the House chamber while seated Democrats hold small black protest paddles overhead during a presidential joint address.
Politics

Republicans Stand 78 Times During Trump’s 99-Minute Joint Address; Several Now Stuck That Way, Attending Physicians Confirm

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A tech founder in a vest sits alone at a white co-working desk clutching a large bowl of matcha, staring at his laptop in soft morning light.
Technology

DeepSeek Panic Enters Week Four as Palo Alto Founders Reportedly Sobbing Into $22 Matcha

Tara Sparks -
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An aging government computer terminal in a Treasury office with an energy drink can sitting next to the keyboard
Finance

Musk Granted Access to Treasury System That Moves $5 Trillion a Year, Immediately Changes Default Password to ‘doge420’

Cody Thompson -
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A rural convenience store parking lot at dusk in winter, with a single vehicle parked under fluorescent lights.
Local

Clayborn County’s Final New Year’s Resolution Expired Thursday at 7:14 P.M. in a Casey’s Parking Lot

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