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A beige office cubicle with a desktop monitor, paperwork, and a small framed photo on the desk.

Sweet 16 Set; Office Pool Leader Picked Entirely by Mascot Cuteness

March 21, 2026

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$899 AI Fork Tells You You’re Eating Too Fast, Also Tells Your Mom

January 11, 2026

A wooden sign at the entrance of an apple orchard with rows of trees behind it under autumn light.

Apple Orchard Charges $89 Admission, Apples Sold Separately

September 16, 2025

A thick stapled stack of printed fantasy football league bylaws on a suburban kitchen island next to a laptop and a coffee mug late at night.

Fantasy Commissioner Drops 41-Page Bylaws PDF on League That Hasn’t Read a Group Text Since 2018

September 5, 2025

A laminated multi-page guest instruction binder open on a cabin kitchen counter, with a Post-it note, a mop leaning against the fridge, and a small houseplant nearby.

Airbnb Host Charges $340 Cleaning Fee, Then Hands Guest a Mop

July 20, 2025

Brands Debut Geofenced Pride Logos That Only Render in ZIP Codes Polling Above 58% Tolerant

June 2, 2025

A graduate's mortarboard cap with tassel mid-flip during a commencement ceremony

Graduation Caps Now Equipped With QR Code That Auto-Enrolls Students in Loan Repayment the Instant the Tassel Flips

May 10, 2025

A pastel-pink Mother's Day candle display in a mall store, with shoppers browsing jars of scented candles under bright retail lighting.

Bath & Body Works Unveils ‘Mother-Coded’ Candle Line Featuring Scents Like ‘Resentment Vanilla’ and ‘I Asked for Nothing, Honestly’

May 4, 2025

A young woman in a linen smock sitting in a handmade straw nest in a backyard, holding brown eggs while a phone on a tripod records her.

TikTok’s ‘Feral Easter’ Trend Has 26-Year-Olds Nesting in Yards With Raw Eggs and Calling It ‘Healing’

April 18, 2025