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A private equity conference room with a baseball on the table and a slide deck projecting cost-cutting analysis over a baseball diamond diagram
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Private Equity Firm That Bought Stake in MLB Team Holds First Internal Review, Has Several Questions About Why the Bullpen Exists

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A wealth advisor in a fleece vest presents a slide reading 'April 15: Take It Or Leave It' to applauding clients in a Park Avenue conference room.
Finance

Manhattan Wealth Advisor Informs Clients That April 15 Is Now ‘More of a Vibe,’ Like a Yield Sign in East Hampton

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A trader at a Bloomberg terminal refreshing a social media feed on a tablet inside a hedge fund office.
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Stamford Hedge Fund Up 14% This Quarter After Pivoting Entire Strategy to Refreshing Truth Social Every 90 Seconds

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A cavernous government storage facility with industrial pallets labeled with cryptocurrency ticker symbols stacked alongside oil drums under industrial lighting.
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US Strategic Crypto Reserve to Stockpile XRP, Solana, and Cardano Right Next to the Wheat, in Case of National Emergency

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Rows of charred oak bourbon barrels stacked inside a Kentucky distillery warehouse.
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Kentucky Bourbon Distillers Celebrate EU Tariff News for Roughly 90 Seconds, Until Someone Pulls Up a Map

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Workers in hard hats on the floor of a domestic steel mill, surrounded by coils of rolled steel
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Domestic Steel Executives Celebrate 25% Tariff by Immediately Raising Their Own Prices 24%, Just to Be Polite

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An aging government computer terminal in a Treasury office with an energy drink can sitting next to the keyboard
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Musk Granted Access to Treasury System That Moves $5 Trillion a Year, Immediately Changes Default Password to ‘doge420’

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Coins stacked up on stock trading graphs.
Finance

Billionaires Now Sharing Yachts and Picassos to Borrow More Money They Don’t Need

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Christmas Chaos: Financial Sector Reels as Families Forget to Celebrate the Holidays
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Christmas Chaos: Financial Sector Reels as Families Forget to Celebrate the Holidays

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From Avocado Toast to Fish-Flake Hot Dogs: Millennials’ Culinary Collapse
Finance

From Avocado Toast to Fish-Flake Hot Dogs: Millennials’ Culinary Collapse

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