Smart Fridge Pre-Orders 16-Pound Turkey For Family That Went Vegan In 2021

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A frozen turkey in a shipping box sits abandoned on a suburban porch welcome mat, viewed from a high security-camera angle.

RIDGEFIELD, CT — A Samsung Family Hub refrigerator confidently delivered a 16-pound Butterball, two cans of cream of mushroom soup, and a bag of stuffing-style bread cubes to the doorstep of a Ridgefield household Wednesday afternoon, on the basis of grocery patterns last meaningfully updated in October 2021, when the Hendricks family in question still ate turkey.

The fridge, which retails for $3,499 and advertises “AI Vision” capable of identifying 33 food categories, appears to have noted the steady disappearance of meat from its interior over the past three years and quietly concluded the household must simply be running low.

“These units are doing exactly what they were trained to do,” said Priya Korhonen, head of consumer-tech research at Beacon Strategy, “which is project a 2019 American household forward in time and order accordingly. The fridge does not know about the daughter’s documentary. The fridge cannot know.”

Records pulled from the device’s companion app show the refrigerator also auto-renewed a subscription to a meal-kit service the family canceled in 2022, attempted a second turkey order after the first was tagged “rejected at door,” and at one point flagged a half-block of firm tofu as “unidentified — possible spoilage.”

The discarded turkey, which Samsung’s terms of service note “remains the financial responsibility of the linked household,” is the third such bird to land on the Hendricks porch in as many years. The first two were donated to a neighbor who, the family says with some bitterness, the fridge has apparently also decided is them.

Reached for comment, Allison Hendricks said the family had largely assumed the fridge was a fridge. “It told us Tuesday we were low on butter. We are low on butter. So we sort of trusted it after that.” She added that her teenage daughter, who has been vegan since high school, took the delivery as confirmation of a thesis she has been advancing at dinner for some time.

Samsung said in a statement that the Family Hub’s predictive ordering feature “learns and adapts over time” and encouraged users to manually update dietary preferences in a settings menu located four submenus deep, beneath “Ice Maker” and above “Filter Replacement Reminders.” The company did not address questions about the appliance’s apparent confidence.

As of Thursday evening, the refrigerator had begun pre-ordering Christmas ham.

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