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A cheap laptop and a Bloomberg-style keyboard set up on a milk crate inside a fluorescent-lit office broom closet with a mop and cases of sparkling water.
Finance

$2B AI Hedge Fund Admits Its Model Is Just ChatGPT With a Bloomberg Login

Cody Thompson -
April 6, 2026
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A two-story brick commercial building in Greenwich, Connecticut, with a Pure Barre studio on the ground floor and an unmarked office entrance beside it.
Finance

Hedge Fund Threatens to Flee NYC, Address on Form ADV Says Greenwich

Cody Thompson -
November 22, 2025
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An older man in a quilted jacket stands in a grocery store parking lot at dusk holding a carton of eggs and looking at his phone under orange sodium-vapor lights.
Finance

Quant Fund Pays Ohio Retiree $60 a Week to Text Egg Prices, Calls It CPI

Cody Thompson -
October 21, 2025
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A hedge fund analyst's desk with a large curved monitor showing a prediction-market interface, a half-eaten salad bowl, and a dish of trail mix under fluorescent office light.
Finance

Hedge Fund’s Shutdown Model Is Just Polymarket on a 49-Inch Monitor

Cody Thompson -
September 6, 2025
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High-angle security-camera view of a quiet hedge fund trading desk with NFL preseason on the monitors and a silver dollar coin resting beside a sandwich.
Finance

Quant Fund’s New NFL Preseason Desk Loses to Coin Flip on Day One

Cody Thompson -
August 29, 2025
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Newly hired former IRS auditors unpacking boxes at folding tables inside a hedge fund conference room
Finance

Laid-Off IRS Auditors Find New Jobs Within 48 Hours Helping Hedge Funds Evade Whatever’s Left of the IRS

Cody Thompson -
April 3, 2025
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A trader at a Bloomberg terminal refreshing a social media feed on a tablet inside a hedge fund office.
Finance

Stamford Hedge Fund Up 14% This Quarter After Pivoting Entire Strategy to Refreshing Truth Social Every 90 Seconds

Cody Thompson -
March 6, 2025
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