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Two workers on a scissor lift installing a blank navy-blue vinyl panel on the outfield wall of an empty ballpark under harsh midday sun.
Finance

Depegged Stablecoin Still Owns Ballpark’s Naming Rights Through 2041

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A credit card payment terminal sitting on the wooden counter of a small bakery next to a tray of pastries.
Finance

Amex Marks Small Business Saturday by Taking 3.5% of Every Swipe

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A loan officer wearing a headset slumped at a cubicle in a fluorescent-lit suburban bank branch, monitors showing a long call queue.
Finance

Loan Officer Dials 14,000 Old Refi Leads, Reaches Mom and a Dentist

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A hedge fund analyst's desk with a large curved monitor showing a prediction-market interface, a half-eaten salad bowl, and a dish of trail mix under fluorescent office light.
Finance

Hedge Fund’s Shutdown Model Is Just Polymarket on a 49-Inch Monitor

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Predawn Manhattan trading floor with a thick printed research note next to a half-eaten bagel and coffee cup, fluorescent overhead lighting.
Finance

Equity Desk Models Swift-Kelce Engagement, Pulls Forward $4.7B in Bracelet TAM

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A funnel cake dusted with powdered sugar on a small paper plate at a state fair midway
Finance

PE Firm Rolls Up 11 Funnel Cake Stands, First Synergy Is Less Powdered Sugar

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A vendor carries a tray of hot dogs through the stands of a Major League Baseball stadium during a game.
Finance

Mariners Debut Tariff-Pegged Concessions Pricing, Hot Dog Now Trading at $14.50 Bid, $16 Ask

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A private equity conference room with a baseball on the table and a slide deck projecting cost-cutting analysis over a baseball diamond diagram
Finance

Private Equity Firm That Bought Stake in MLB Team Holds First Internal Review, Has Several Questions About Why the Bullpen Exists

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