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On Wage Garnishment, and the Dinner Party Where Everyone Suddenly Had a Niece in Default
Margaret Thorne
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May 30, 2025
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The Vatican Picked an American and We Treated It Like a Cabinet Appointment
Margaret Thorne
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May 27, 2025
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I Bought a $4 American Flag at Lowe’s for Memorial Day and the Smell Coming Off It in My Garage Is Personally Insulting to My Grandfather
Brooke Ellery
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May 24, 2025
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A Thousand Cities Marched for Labor on Thursday. Washington Decided It Was a Commute Issue.
Margaret Thorne
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May 1, 2025
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My Sister-in-Law Who Does Reception at H&R Block Told Me to Never File Before 4:11 PM on Tax Day and the Reason Is Honestly Beautiful
Brooke Ellery
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April 15, 2025
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South Korea Removed a President This Morning. We Can’t Even Remove a Library Book.
Margaret Thorne
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April 4, 2025
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We Started Bombing Yemen Again on a Saturday, Which Is When You Schedule the Things You’d Rather Nobody Notice
Margaret Thorne
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March 15, 2025
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We Paused the War on a Monday, and the People Who Used to Call This Appeasement Were Suddenly Very Quiet
Margaret Thorne
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March 3, 2025
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CPAC Used to Be Where the Fringe Auditioned. Now It’s Where the Cabinet Reports Back.
Margaret Thorne
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February 22, 2025
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On Firing the Joint Chiefs Chairman, and the Dinner Party Where Everyone Complimented the Halibut
Margaret Thorne
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February 21, 2025
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